beggin' my bro to drive me to shoprite...

  • me: wanna take me to Shoprite right now?
  • Bro: Not particularly
  • me: pretty please
  • its dark
  • i might get killed
  • Bro: By what?
  • me: killers
  • Bro: Are you drunk?
  • me: no, i just think i am funny, please!!!
  • Bro: Nah, gotta pass on that
  • me: come on!
  • Bro: Uh huh
  • me: so i will see you in five?
  • Bro: You're a retard
  • me: is that a yes?

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